And a cup of milk
I’ve had the flu for a few days now. I’m fucking tired cause I never have a day off. So I decided to call off work so I can finally get some rest.
Me:hey, I’m not feeling so good. And I’m calling to let you know I’m not gonna be coming in today.
Manager: (looooong silence) ooookay.
Like you faggot! You saw me dying for two days in a row. At least say feel better!